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  <title>A Splice of a life</title>
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  <pubDate>Wed, 01 Aug 2007 12:43:43 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;table&gt;&lt;tbody&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://pics.livejournal.com/dummylady/pic/0000rte3/&quot;&gt;&lt;img height=&quot;480&quot; alt=&quot;Flossy and me&quot; width=&quot;639&quot; border=&quot;0&quot; src=&quot;http://pics.livejournal.com/dummylady/pic/0000rte3/s640x480&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Flossy and me&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;May all my wishes come true!!&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/tbody&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;</description>
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  <pubDate>Wed, 14 Mar 2007 12:34:47 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>Check out Pascal</title>
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  <category>what a kiss!!!!!!</category>
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  <pubDate>Wed, 07 Mar 2007 17:21:06 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>Witchy</title>
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  <category>sometimes i&apos;m such a witch!!!!!!!!!!</category>
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  <pubDate>Mon, 05 Mar 2007 17:14:37 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>Memories</title>
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  <description>&lt;p&gt;I am currently helping my mom put the finishing touches on her memoirs.&amp;nbsp; She is planning on publishing them and as 75th birthday party we are throwing her a big book signing party.&amp;nbsp; So of course I have been forced to relive memories from my and my siblings past.&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;Mom wants to do a page per child of cute little stories of each of us.&amp;nbsp; We had the biggest problem with my older sister April.&amp;nbsp; Most of the stories we remember of her will piss her off and she is not one that you really want to piss off (although&amp;nbsp;she is most of the time).&amp;nbsp; She&apos;s Lucy from Linus or Angila from the Rug Rats.&amp;nbsp; A total control freak.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;My favorite tale of her (I&amp;nbsp;hope my mom decides to include this) is of a dinner time one night when April was only about six years old.&amp;nbsp; Our oldest brother Fred was eight and he came to the dinner table with a riddle.&amp;nbsp; Riddles, jokes or stories were always shared at dinner time so that was nothing unusual.&amp;nbsp; Fred&apos;s&amp;nbsp;riddle went like this; &quot;What&apos;s long and thin and covered with skin and you don&apos;t know how many holes it&apos;s been in?&quot;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;April freaked out and starting hitting Fred.&amp;nbsp; &quot;How dare you tell momma a dirty joke!&quot; she screamed as she hit him.&amp;nbsp; &quot;WHAT! What are you talking about?&quot; Fred asked &quot;The answers &apos;A EARTHWORM!&apos;&amp;nbsp; &quot;What&apos;s&amp;nbsp;dirty about that?&quot;&amp;nbsp; We are still trying to figure out how&amp;nbsp;April&apos;s mind came up with the obvious dirty answer.&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;She&apos;s always been alittle warped.&amp;nbsp; I love her just the same.&lt;/p&gt;</description>
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  <pubDate>Fri, 23 Feb 2007 13:32:27 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>TGIF</title>
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  <description>&lt;p&gt;It&apos;s Friday!&amp;nbsp; Thank God!&amp;nbsp; Of course I say this every week like almost everyone else in this nation.&amp;nbsp; The problem with it is that it seems like it was Friday last week about two days ago.&amp;nbsp; The weeks are flying by. When I was younger the days in the week dragged, especially when&amp;nbsp;working.&amp;nbsp; Now it doesn&apos;t seem to matter what I&apos;m doing, time just speeds by.&amp;nbsp; I guess time is completely relative to the time you have been on this earth.&amp;nbsp; Anyone have any thoughts on this?&lt;/p&gt;</description>
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  <pubDate>Thu, 08 Feb 2007 20:51:03 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>So sad.</title>
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  <description>Such a sad week!&amp;nbsp; My nephew tried to kill himself for the second time in two weeks.&amp;nbsp; The first time he slit his wrists, but he was at home and his parents called 911 and they saved him.&amp;nbsp; This time he went to a motel room and hung himself.&amp;nbsp; The maid found him (thank god) and again 911 saved his life.&amp;nbsp; He wants&amp;nbsp;to die.&amp;nbsp; His parents don&apos;t know what to do and I certainly don&apos;t know what to do.&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;He was always such a sweet&amp;nbsp;loving person.&amp;nbsp; He hates himself.&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;I love him.&amp;nbsp; Does anyone know what I could do to help this&amp;nbsp;young man want to live.&amp;nbsp; I know that he was jilted by a girl.&amp;nbsp; We&amp;nbsp;all have had our hearts broken but it is no reason to kill yourself.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;HELP!!&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;</description>
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  <category>so much</category>
  <category>so little time. why would anyone throw t</category>
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  <pubDate>Mon, 05 Feb 2007 18:10:41 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>Party</title>
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  <description>Last night friends of mine threw me a birthday party.&amp;nbsp; It was a lasertag, glo golf, bumper car party.&amp;nbsp; I love to have fun but I really love to see my friends having fun!&amp;nbsp; We had free run of the whole place and although there were several children in the group, last night they were all children.&amp;nbsp; I can&apos;t believe how lucky I am to have so many fun loving, young at heart friends.&amp;nbsp;</description>
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  <pubDate>Wed, 31 Jan 2007 17:50:03 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>What is old?</title>
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  <description>Today is my 51st birthday. I am 51 years young. At the age of 40 I decided that I had had enough of being old and decided to start calling it young. Overall I feel young except for a few aches and pains. Mentally I know I&apos;ve gotten smarter and wiser but I still feel new. I guess because I have never stopped being amazed by nature and life itself. My moment of epiphany was when I realized how much I don&apos;t know! I still learn something new everyday and I know that even learning daily that I will never know it all!</description>
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